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Booze Not Bombs!

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 10/10/2006 - 14:13.

Kim Jong il sucks

Drinking is awesome, but drinking and running a country is probably the worst idea ever. North Korea's Mad Man leader, Kim Jong Il, is known to spend $650,000 a year just on Hennessy and Cognac! Reports expose that Jong loves fine french wine and is often drunk. The bad hair wearing leader obviously thinks he's in a rock band or something. Well he's not. If the U.N. enforces the sanctions imposed on North Korea, Kim Jong will have to drink his own country's crappy hooch. As North Korea will pretty much be cut off from all luxury goods. Ha, Ha.



Comments...

The Dude | Tue, 10/10/2006 - 20:49

Max, Isn't this what you do every night?

Eddie | Tue, 10/10/2006 - 22:26

thats what I'm doing right now- except kyle is the one blotted and sitting in his undies, no joke.

Kim Jong Il: Crazy And Drunk Or Ambitious And Drunk? - THE R (not verified) | Wed, 10/11/2006 - 09:57

[...] Something dawned on us last night around 2am: Is the world misunderstanding North Korea’s Kim Jong Il? Is this man, whom THE RAD REPORT discovered is a booze hound, really just an ambitious world leader and not the crazy one-piece suit wearing bomb maker the world knows him to be?  Quite possibly. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, who by the way just admitted they took acid before going to the Oscars in drag, are genius’s for recognizing this: [...]

Kim Jong Il: I’m an Internet Expert | //beconfused (not verified) | Sun, 12/30/2007 - 19:12

[...] [via Digg, Image source: The Rad Report] [...]

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