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Jet-Set Dieters Rejoice: New Magical Pill Works Wonders

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A new wonder drug designed to treat asthma in horses has taken Hollywood by storm as the weight loss drug of choice. (Enter voice of reason: please say you see something seriously wrong with this story.) Clen, also called the "size zero pill," is an illegal, prescription drug designed only for use by horses. Fortunately, our friends in La-La Land have tested it on themselves. They found that it causes your body to rapidly transform into a lean mean machine. The Size Zero Pill increases the body's temperature and heart rate, according to British paper the Daily Mail, which is why it causes weight loss. Unfortunately, like any drug designed for animals but taken by humans, there are a couple side effects. Clem seems to lead to heart arrhythmia and strokes. Oh well, getting insanely skinny is worth the risk of death.

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Comments...

amberlee (not verified) | Sun, 10/22/2006 - 11:27

That picture is super shocking..eww it makes me cringe

Green Tea And Caffeine: “The First Drink That Can Actu (not verified) | Tue, 11/28/2006 - 20:41

[...] A new study has found a mixture of green tea and caffeine can cause real weight loss, which really makes heavy cocaine use, anorexia and pill-popping seem a little too much. (And it makes the illegal “size-zero pill” seem insane!) The buzz is surrounding a new 12-oz drink known as Celsius, which claims to “increase metabolism enough to burn 77 calories.” According to the LA Times: An antioxidant found in green tea — epigallocatechin gallate, or EGCG — significantly increases metabolism. This, in turn, boosts the body’s ability to burn fat. [...]

sm (not verified) | Tue, 02/06/2007 - 20:53

Why????
Why in the hell would you want to look like that picture. That pooor woman looks as if she is on her death bed...bones are not sexy ladies. NOT SEXY!! Boobs, booty, curves...Men like a shape not grown woman who looks like a little girl!

Mary (not verified) | Tue, 02/06/2007 - 23:37

I feel sorry for all of the people in Hollywood. They're all very insecure. It's like they have all lost their meaning for life.

Jesticles (not verified) | Thu, 02/08/2007 - 06:47

Okay! I am 5'2 and about 130lbs myself but I am not going to jump on the bandwagon and sit here and claim that these women make me sick and that men just LOVE thick women. Men will also say that these women are very unattractive but when faced with the choice of being shacked up with a Runway model or your average sized pretty woman, any normal straight man is going to kick you to the curb and we all know it. If we didn't know it, we( mostly women) wouldn't be bashing these women on blogs and running to the plastic surgeon,gym and drug store to find our quick solution! Wake up ladies! They are disgusting but we all know you can't stand looking at those dimples in your ass anymore than "your man" can so stop bashing them and let them kill themselves. BTW, the drug is NOT illegal, you have to buy it overseas or online and it's NOT called Clen. I won't disclose the name because I know most women will want to buy it after they claim how against it they all are.You can't fight reality by refusing to wake up!

beachgirl56 (not verified) | Fri, 02/16/2007 - 13:11

Jesticles... I am the same ht/wt as you and can't seem to get back to 120... what is the name of the pill that is not illegal that you were refering to?

Jestcles (not verified) | Sun, 03/04/2007 - 03:49

The drug is called Clenbuterol and is easily purchased online from the UK and becoming more easily accessible through the United States. It is most commonly used for treatment in horses with respiratory problems but it is also used to treat humans with severe symptoms of Asthma and other respiratory diseases.This is a very powerful drug and is available without prescription so taking the reccomended dosage is strongly advised because there are serious risks. It is legal for personal use and there's nothing anyone can do about it but it is banned in almost ALL Major Sports. I suggest you do ALL of your research on the pros and cons of this drug before you purchase and it can get expensive. Like all drugs, you run the risk of dependency and the effects will grow smaller and smaller if you don't take breaks when taking the drug.Such as, taking it steadily for a month and then not take any for 2 weeks and continue that way you don't have to up the dosage and run your risks higher. Good Luck and be smart.

Michelle (not verified) | Mon, 03/05/2007 - 01:56

Whatever Happened to the good old fashioned way of eating right and exercising? Thats how I got my self fit.... I once weighed 219 lbs and I am now down to 145. I did it the healthy way. The scoop on the size zero pill is it will help you lose tons of weight but if you stop taking it you put all the weight back on that you once wanted off. To me it is all rediculous. And men seem to like a woman with a little meat on her bones anyways. I don't like the bean pole anorexic look. Its down right disgusting and alot of girls look like walking skeletons.

Emma (not verified) | Fri, 04/20/2007 - 12:40

u live once ladies n u need to be healthy!! girls out there jus eat good regular portions of food that is nutrious n good for u n therefore u will become healthy on the inside and on the outside!! sorry does that sound patronizing? but then again how patronizing is all this 'size zero',
size zero is taking the piss out of people that are actually starving!!
TO the modles/the fashion industry/the media whether u like it or not ur apply pressure onto the female population to look 'thin' and soooooo its getting old.
The media needs to be refreshed, is anyone in the media going to grasp this new change?
Society does not except your unrealistic vissions of 'beauty'.

tiger (not verified) | Sun, 10/28/2007 - 14:50

I am 5'3 and 110 pounds. I don't pay attention to what I eat. I don't eat meat or animal products though, but I eat anything else whenever I want, when I am hungry. I do not eat when I do not feel hungry. I do not work out, but I walk where I need to go and do not own a car because I hate cars. I am a sixe 4. And I don't worry about my weight or cellulite or any of that. Why do women obsess over that sh##? It's just a waste of time. Eat when you are hungry and stop eating once you are no longer hungry and get off your ass a few times a day. There. You won't be fat. Pills! Sheesh!

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