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Get Those Condoms Over to the States Pronto!

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 11/06/2006 - 23:35.

charlize theron
Good things come from South Africa-- Charlize Theron

There is a new super fast condom on the market -- but only in South Africa! Pronto condoms go on in one second, according its makers. Really, watch the demo, if you dare. Pronto's are quality made to SABS standards, so they should be safe. Also they will be priced the same as traditional "slow" condoms. The product will soon be sold throughout the world, once the patents are obtained.
South Africa obviously needs them, 5.5 million people in that country have HIV. But we need them too! The party would be over if our chicks started popin' out kids!



Comments...

Gnarly Deal (not verified) | Tue, 11/07/2006 - 01:11

haha those are rad! I'd buy em.

Pocket Shots: The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread - THE RAD RE (not verified) | Tue, 11/21/2006 - 13:01

[...] The Packaging the is brain-child of Jarrold Bachmann, who saw some South African workers buying some celebratory pay day booze in a bag. Bachmann saw the potential of the method, designed a FDA approved booze shaped bag, and is now bestowing this blessing upon us. That’s another point for South Africa — first the Pronto condom, now this! Every South African is probably running around with quik condoms and booze! Well, let’s hope they are. [...]

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