The Britney Spears Sex Tape?

Britney is definitely not making out with Madonna in the clip.

A new video clip has emerged that claims to be a snippet from the mystical Britney Spears sex tape. Originally, Us Weekly had published a story that said Brit and Fedex had made a sex video, but not that it was leaked. Brit got pissed and sued the magazine.

She claimed that no such tape existed -- one probably does, remember that terrible MTV show that consisted of those two retards running around with home video cameras filming their stupid life and relationship -- how could they have not made a home porno!? Well, Brit lost the lawsuit. The Judge said that she can't complain about a sexy video because she made most of her millions exploiting her sexiness. By the way, she is not sexy, unless the girl in the video is in fact Britney, then she is DAMN sexy!

In the classy world of celebrity sex tapes, a small portion of a video is usually released to create buzz and hike the potential bid price. We don't really think this is Miss Spears, even though it definitely could be. But: even if its not all women on earth should watch the clip and learn how to give the worlds best BJ, just so their men don't go off with this girl! She's amazing!

NEWFLASH!!! As we wrote this, it was confirmed that this tape is not Britney Spears! Duh. We are not pornographers, but check out the clip anyways, it's still a good; well you know...

DON'T GO HERE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! FAKE SPEARS BJ, it's better than Brit.

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