Pocket Shots: The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

There will be no more of this.

Take your booze everywhere!! Alcohol now comes in easy to smuggle plastic bags called Pocket Shots. How was this never thought of before!? Besides the trashyness of this product, the potential is endless: school, work, church, hangin' tough, dance floor mojo recharge, sporting events, and best of all -- the rock 'n roll show. Never pay ten dollars for a shot of Jack again!

The packaging the is brain-child of Jarrold Bachmann, who saw some South African workers buying some celebratory pay-day booze in a bag. Bachmann saw the potential of the method, designed a FDA approved booze shaped bag, and is now bestowing this blessing upon us. That's another point for South Africa -- first the Pronto condom, now this! Every South African is probably running around with quik condoms and booze! Well, let's hope they are.

The shots come in Rum, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, and Whiskey. Though you cannot get your major brand label -- you can only dream. No trash is good but a little 50ml bag is better than a thick plastic shot bottle. Pocket Shots cost about $1.50.