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Lily Allen: "Guys With Small Dicks... I Don't Like It At All"

Lily Allen had something to say to her audience earlier this week:

"Guys with small dicks, um, I've run into a few in my time. It's not very nice is it? I don't like it at all, but it happens to the best of 'em. They can't help it -- bless their little hearts."

Here's the hilarious vid:


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how true (not verified) | Tue, 05/08/2007 - 13:46

o she´s totally right!!!love her

cunted cunt (not verified) | Thu, 07/05/2007 - 23:39

you sound like a shallow whore

betlog (not verified) | Fri, 08/17/2007 - 07:22

What cunt said haha, fucking whore.

a man with a very small dick (not verified) | Fri, 08/17/2007 - 16:32

how very true, but kind of cruel, wouldn't you say! a little different to a large flappy vagina, in that all women can spot the small dick straight away, so why do smart arsed women like Lily put themselves in that position anyway? is it a sick power thing she's living out? why did she bother with the men in the first place if she hated it so much. or maybe she just craved the attention. any sort of attention would have done her. and then she publicly slags these men off... for their efforts!!! what does this really say about lily. that's the real question isn't it! how would a fairly unattractive women like her get that much attention anyway, without having to compromise her "standards"? Do you think she is really telling the truth girls, about her sexual attractiveness? Some men, like me, are very attractive physically, but have very small dicks. imagine that life if you want to have a laugh. you can sort of get any girl on looks above the waist, but get cruelled fairly soon afterwards.... every time.... no exceptions. They leave promptly. I know what I'm talking about here, because every women I've ever slept with leaves pronto, or just hangs around for a while... cos I'm a reasonable, gentle man who is never rude to any of them. They all leave soon enough, and I am always certain they will decide to leave as soon as my dick hits fresh air. Do any women have this problem with their vaginas, which after all can be tightened with proper exercise, surgery in the most extreme post child birth problem stages, and is NEVER not liked by men, because they will usually regard their dicks as the source of the problem. Now girls, don't get too smart about it! How is the FACT that men with small dicks hurt badly for their love and affection so funny. Every time I want love, I get hurt horrendously, and know it in advance....every time! Does any girl really want to be a good looking guy now.... (i.e. especially with the power you women have to instantly slaughter a man's confidence) with a small dick. I'm anonymous here, so feel emboldened to set the record straight. Perhaps we small dick guys need the most love. After all, even rank ugly men who are really unpleasant, and have big dicks, can get almost any women they want.... and.... wait for it..... KEEP HER. I don't agree with the SHALLOW WHORE post above, I actually feel sorry for the obviously lying, rather plain woman, and especially all those stupid totally cruel women in the audience who found the whole thing so funny, when women will trade beauty, intelligence, integrity and their souls for a couple of inches of extra meat..... FOR LIFE. And the very worst thing is that YOU ALL KNOW IT. So I guess she isn't the only shallow one. Are there any exceptions, cos I've tried to find even a flicker of love, even to go to bad places, and haven't found a drop in 52 years. I love women still, and will never give up trying.... but... well.... my looks aren't what they were now... so I don't even get to spend time with any women now unless I pay for it.

a man with a very small dick (not verified) | Fri, 08/17/2007 - 17:02

so girls.... have you really got anything to complain about. Because I am not fat... actually very fit and muscular, am a decent man with good women FRIENDS ONLY,have sufficient money, am a very capable provider and IT manager,and am good company for men and women, but am at my whits end trying to find a woman who will have a child and show me any flicker of love. I could honestly survive on that flicker alone.
And the final one.... almost all men don't understand the problem... because they don't ever get put in the situation I get every time I look at a woman. So they know I am a decent man, and attractive to women in aways that all men consider important, yet can't get any. So guess what I'm known as everywhere amongst men.... homosexual. When that just isn't true. Men never discuss their tiny dick problems with any other men... well I didn't until very recently with a close friend who is intelligent and gentle, and he showed deep sympathy. Well, to be honest, men just don't like sympathy at that level, especially from other men, because it elicits feelings of weakness, just like it did with me. I know now at this stage in my life I am not a weak man at all. I have endured 52 years of slow torture of the type no women ever approaches, and now lily is getting a few laughs. I am confident and smart enough to know I could make a fool of her here, but what's the point? That's one for all you girls out there...
So my life will go on, not really hurt by this at all, but I really hope you shallow women out there, and that is all of you, get a little wiser and smarter about how you sort your life values. Because mine just seem to be better, and I know I'm far from perfect.... don't I?
Masterbation is not the answer to finding love is it? It's really the heart that has the clues. What woman out there considers her heart above her vagina... in truth. I haven't found one, and I've met plenty. Yet you hold yourselves as the love sex, when really you are the cruel sex, and..... KNOW IT.
So what is important really? A couple of ounces of dick, or everything else a love partnership offers? And you know the most stupid thing.... after all this reasonable (wouldn't you agree???) argument, you will all still say smugly, the dick. Every one of you that is honest anyway.
Lots of luck girls.

Wendy Wayrad (not verified) | Thu, 09/06/2007 - 12:49

I seem to have missed this quote, crazy. What a crappy thing for her to say!

anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 09/13/2007 - 18:00

Ya, what a slut, how many dicks u think that fat slut seen if she seen a FEW small dicks in her time? Add that to the average and the big ones. Just call her Loose Lilly

for all you bitch's (not verified) | Sun, 09/23/2007 - 17:30

As a girl I knoe that no girl is born with a loose pussy they only get that way because of sluts like lilly that have had there shit pound'd more then enough times, so lilly take a brake for a WHILE and don't put out as much as you do.. Go look for some exercize technique that will tightin ur shit up (if possible) then go fuck one of ur monster cock friends and let me noe how you liked it.. Big or small obviously doesn't matter to a girl that isnt looking for just sex.. Try actually getting to knoe someone befor you judge them.

alfonzo rodriguez (not verified) | Thu, 10/04/2007 - 01:27

I have a small dick, VERY SMALL. There is a joke I once heard, about 321 sex. Three minutes of foreplay, two minutes of sex, and one person having an orgasm. Believe it or not, this is the typical male ideal of sex. Now, I bet my dick is even smaller than most men who consider themselves to be downright TINY, but think of this... LESBIANS!

No lesbian has a penis, but they still can please their partners. Sex is like dessert after a great meal, it is great, and oh so sweet, but the most satisfying and nurtricious part was the steak that came before the cake. I have plenty of female friends, and believe me, they prefer the compliments, cuddling, and conversation to getting pounded by a "cucumber."

Take the time to realize that sex is an expression of love, desire to procreate, and that most divorcees will say that the sex "was" great. Sex is good, but without love of the person and soul involved is not great.

TINY dick and all (maybe 4" hard) have told me that I was the greatest lover they ever knew. Some had left me because my dick was small. They then came back after MANY (sometimes over a hundred) sexual partners later, only to find that I had met my love. She is a model, she loves how I hold her, men want her, but I have her... all because I focused on who I am as a soul and not what I have in my pants.

Note to all guys, oral sex and being good with your hands is much more fun for a woman than being stabbed with a road post.

david (not verified) | Fri, 10/05/2007 - 13:28

Sh is a shallow whore but that not my problem.I'm huge, no joke) I'd ruin her for life. She wouldn't walk for weeks...

david (not verified) | Fri, 10/05/2007 - 13:34

I feel bad for the guys with small dicks but shit could be a lot worse. Everyone has they own problems. Sometimes seems like your the only one who suffers but lots of people think that lots of us suffer deep scars and pain worse than havin a small dick. so cheer the fuck up.

Patrick (not verified) | Sat, 10/13/2007 - 10:09

I think , the ideals of society are blind to the truth, small dick or not, Your choice on choosing someone for thier size or looks, has awarded you with the Behead me please award!!
Congradualtions my analism...
FACT: A materialist girl would be more likly to go for guys with bigger dicks.!

The Error in the ways of Human Kind!

Egotesticle (not verified) | Thu, 11/08/2007 - 10:32

4 inches hard has worked out fine for me.

I've had women running back for more and everything has to do with caring about her needs in bed over yours. Stop being selfish and talking about your size. Get her nice and wet by playing around.

Try tickling eachother, kissing her neck, massaging w/ or w/o oils, using your breath to tickle her ear.

You also want to keep in mind that slow movements are worth more when you are just getting started.

You should slowly worked up going faster at her pace. Get her to cum a few times using everything but your dick.

As long as you are both naked then she will most likely take the initiative and put your dick in her by getting on top of you or flat out telling you what to do.

The fact is that women who want a big dick have no idea what they're talking about. They have never had anything worth talking about.

I actually had one girl chuckle at me when I took my pants off and said and what do you think you are going to do with that lack of meat. I said that I was going to win a contest for world's smallest dick. I made her feel more comfortable by making a joke and I avoided using it. After about 10 minutes of foreplay she grabbed me and she was doing the work on top.

The moral of my story is that you need to want her to feel good before you can feel good.

Please note: If you see a guy with a girl that stays with him even though he beats her up, etc. It is not because of his dick. Obviously, pleasure has nothing to do with their relationship. She stays with him because she has a self esteem issue and so does he.

lil one (not verified) | Mon, 01/14/2008 - 14:23

i have a tiny dik thats nothing to joke about thier is nothing i can do about it

lil one (not verified) | Mon, 01/14/2008 - 14:23

i have a tiny dik thats nothing to joke about thier is nothing i can do about it ok ladies

small guy (not verified) | Mon, 01/14/2008 - 14:24

i have a tiny dik thats nothing to joke about thier is nothing i can do about it ok ladies

stubby (not verified) | Thu, 01/17/2008 - 22:52

I think I have a small dick 61/2inches long and women have made fun of it. but I dont care when them bitches get older and there ass blows up and tits hit the floor nobody will want them either.so for us short guys keep trying.

fssalaska (not verified) | Thu, 01/31/2008 - 06:34

Dam, My dick is about 5 1/2 Inches hard and it serves me just fine !
My women loves it curves upward and rubs the G-Spot.
I'll have you size queen bitches sqilling from the feeling and qonking
from and bonking ....
Guys dont get mad the are size queens out the. If we were all the same it would be a fucked up-pider world !

Anonymous | Wed, 03/12/2008 - 15:24

i have a 5" dick and i can make my wife cum every time and she been with big men before and she said that i am the best she has ever had. so size doesn;t matter love matter

Anonymous | Wed, 03/12/2008 - 15:26

small dicks are better

Anonymous (not verified) | Sat, 09/06/2008 - 07:37

Size doesnt matter. My bf is 8 1/2 and blows his load in like 10 secs hehe

Darkthrone (not verified) | Sat, 10/25/2008 - 12:53

Is she talking about men, or her extreme lack of talent? A rotting carcass sounds better than this.

Crazy? (not verified) | Tue, 03/17/2009 - 01:32

That video wasnt funny at all,I have a small dick my self its 4 inches on hard.And people like lilly or whatever her name is can fuck her self thats just the kind of girls that i dont like my self coz there fucking shallow. and dont care bout whats in the inside thats all for now add me my madd_chaos@yahoo.com

Anonymous (not verified) | Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:11

i think what she said was insensitive and mean too. i'm a good looking guy and i'm smart, probably a bit sensitive because girls like her have ruined me. i lost the confidence to even try to get a girlfriend once i heard girls at my school laughing about guys with small dicks. that was years ago. im 21 now and nothing is getting better. i guess it's the culture we live in, because i still hear these jokes everywhere... especially in the media. i haven't even tried for love.

like some kinda rejection complex

Anonymous | Sat, 10/24/2009 - 08:07

This bitch needs to shut the fuck up. My dick is only 6" long and I was still able to make my last girlfreind cum so hard that she couldn't breath for a few seconds after. Size queens, I have this to say to you," GROW THE FUCK UP!!!" If a guy actualy loves you and is willing to commit the rest of his life to you then you have found a treasure. Guys with big dicks are more likely to cheat because they know that there are plenty of women out there that only care about size(like this fucking cunt). However, guys with small/average (btw 6" is actualy the average size) will actualy put effort into sex and not just thrust untill he cums. We tend to be the guys that will eat your pussy untill you have climbed up the wall, accross the cealing, down the other wall, and accross the floor before we even think about sliding our dick in. So if you want a lazy lover then go for it. But if you want a guy who will be true to you and acctualy give a shit about you getting your jollies while your with him then look past his physical dick size and look at the type of lover he truly is.

Anonymous | Sat, 11/14/2009 - 17:07

I have a 4inch dick who would wanna fuck me

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