Not Cool: Mick Jagger Let Bees Sting His Tiny Weener

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 00:17.

Mick Jagger stung his weener
Mick Jagger is all about satisfaction. So when girls started complaining about his little wee-man, The Mickster decided to try an Amazonian ritual of letting bees sting it a bunch of times so it puffs up. Ouch! (We here at THE RAD REPORT are glad we suffer from another problem known as gigantitus so we don't have to worry about bee stings.)

Mick's bee adventure went down like this:

“It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think.”

That is probably the worst thing I've ever heard. Seriously, that's like prisoner of war treatment. He must've been on some crazy jungle drugs for that one.


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BACKROAD (not verified) | Tue, 05/22/2007 - 09:48

for real? that's totally F'ed!!

The Dude | Tue, 05/22/2007 - 13:10

hahaha.. yeah it's for real.

Full Bladder (not verified) | Tue, 05/22/2007 - 13:32

I suffer from elephantitis of the balls.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Elephantiasis.jpg

Bianca (not verified) | Tue, 05/22/2007 - 15:10

Sounds like a story a tabloid would make up to sell papers or get more traffic. Any sources on your story?

The Dude | Wed, 05/23/2007 - 00:50

Biana, click the link in red.

DahliaRose (not verified) | Wed, 05/23/2007 - 15:53

I heard that he smokes gay cigarettes, and that he has a thing for the Director of “Nine and a Half Weeks”. Furthermore, wasn’t he once found in bed with David Bowie by David’s wife at the time, Angela. I also heard that he has a thing for Phil Everly – the band guy from the 1950’s. Finally, someone also told me that he paid some Murders in the 1960’s to scream his name during a Live Johnny Cash concert in San Quentin. Some people will do anything for PR.

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