The Hollywood Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Bitches

Heidi Montag is trying to steal her arch enemy Lauren Conrad's thunder. Heidi --- who has recently staged an engagement and got fake boobs -- has reportedly been trying upstage Lauren at every shoot for their stupid show The Hills. US Magazine is there:

“Heidi’s been showing up at shoots uninvited. She knows her best chance for airtime next season is to be in sequences with Lauren.”

Supposedly the shit hit the fan at Les Deux when sex-tape star Lauren snapped:

“Lauren was screaming, 'You’re pathetic!’” says a witness. “Lauren was using her hands wildly, saying she didn’t want to deal with Heidi.”

THE RAD REPORT letter to Heidi:

Seriously, if you want to stay famous you really need to turn it up a notch. Nobody cares about bitches fighting in restaraunts. You really need to start flashing people or something. Brats are bad, sluts are interesting.

Best luck, TRR.