Dita Wants It Simple -- With Bondage

Dita Von Teese seems like the perfect tie you up against the wall, be your rubbermaid baby and you can do it all girlfriend, but in reality, she's just like Ned Flanders wife:

"I like 'vanilla sex' as much as the next girl. Sometimes when I date men, they feel they have to put on a show. I'm like, 'Stop trying so hard to impress me with your sexual perversions.'

Like I said, Ned's girl:

People paint me out to be this person into exotic sex, which I am - I've said I'm into bondage and spanking. But I think a lot of people, if they were honest, would say, 'Yeah, that sounds fun.' "

No comment here ladies and gents. Did we mention she's making a sex bible for women?

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