Jessica Simpson: My Boobs Are Real. But I Still Want Plastic Surgery...

Jessica Simpson isn't a fan of saggy boobs. Welcome to the nobody else likes saggy boobs club. And when you don't like saggy boobs, whatta do? Get a boob LIFT of course. Jessica explains to People Mag:

"But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."

Jess claims to have had ZERO plastic surgery, unlike her plastic fantastic sister:

"I've had none, I love the bump in my nose. People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?"

You mean no lipo, nothing:

"I've started with a trainer, Harley Pasternak. He's given me a butt, because I have white-girl syndrome. I have to do as many squats as I can to get a little booty. ... I have to be diligent. I'm a curvy girl. You don't want to see me not working out."

Here's Harley's work: