Jodie Sweetin Is NOT A Crack Whore Anymore

Jodie Sweetin has gotten married! To a 30-year-old teamster she met a couple weeks before. Quick hits huh?! The National Enquirer reports:

Troubled “Full House” star Jodie Sweetin got married July 14 to a man she’d known for only weeks- but friends are hoping it will launch her into a new, more stable life. After a whirlwind romance, the 25-year-old actress-who played middle child Stephanie Tanner on the hit show- tie the knot in Las Vegas with Cody Herpin, 30. “Jodie and Cody were introduced by mutual friends- and have known each other for only a few weeks,” revealed an insider. “Cody works behind the scenes on movie sets and believes he hit the jackpot by marrying Jodie- he’s madly in love. And Jodie feels the same way about him. “After all she’s been through, she believes she’s finally met her soul mate.”

The actress has admitted to previously being addicted to crystal methamphetamine- which caused give of her teeth to rot away. In late May, The ENQUIRER revealed the actress was spotted using cocaine at a party. Jodie’s life went off track when her eight-year run on the show ended in 1995, and she began drinking at age 13. She hit an all-time low in March 2005 when she was rushed to a hospital suffering from alcohol poisoning, heart arrhythmia and hypothermia. Her meth addiction triggered her divorce last year from her first husband, Los Angeles police officer Shaun Holguin, say sources. After marrying Sweetin in July 2002, he reportedly discovered she had spent more than $200,000 on her addictions.

Not to make light of her troubles, but that's fucking funnnnnnny. Who ever knew that the Full House kid was boozin' it after work at age 13? And she looked so sweet. It's all Uncle Jessie's fault anyways.