It's True, Whitestarr Isn't That Bad

Cisco Adler hates the fact that his band can't make it even though his love life (and balls) are posted everywhere. Here he goes in a text message interview:

“Most people in the world only know me as Mischa’s ex-boyfriend. And before that as Rod Stewart’s daughter fiancé (which is false by the way) and before that as Lou Adler’s son in the band with Roy Orbison’s son, but under all the bullshit I’m just like everyone else searching for my own personal legend."

“I just want people to shut up and listen because I actually think if they try and do that they will like what they hear.”

Oh yeah, and Paris Hilton is a mined well:

“Paris and I dated 10 years ago. I never returned to a well I’ve already mined. That’s the Hollywood rumor mill working overtime."

I'll admit it: I'm rocking these guys on my MySpace page right now. Add me if you want.