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Bret Michaels Measured It

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 16:19.

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Rock of Love's Bret Michaels knows for a fact he has a bigger penis than somebody! Bret says girls tell him all the time that they heard he's packing. For some reason that surprises him. Here's what he has to say:

"I'm not going to put John Holmes out of business, but I'm above average. I measured it, just to make sure I wasn't lying to myself."

Everybody's already seen it dude! Remember that Pamela Anderson sex tape thing?

(Yeah, Bret has a Pamela Anderson sex tape to.)

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I wonder if Bret Michaels named it, too (not verified) | Wed, 08/29/2007 - 06:53

[...] I guess Bret really wanted to know how average or (and I quote) “above” average his junk is. [...]

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