Ashley You Will Never Be Vanessa!!

Ashley Tisdale is all happy about her mall tour:

Wow - The first day of the tour is down, and let me tell you, it was absolutely unbelievable. So many of you came out to hang out with me at the mall and watch the performances, and it was just incredible. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun!! We are now on our way to Chicago, and I can't wait to see what's in store for us there. I really feel like each tour date is going to get bigger and bigger which means more and more FUN! Thank you guys so much for all the support, I'm so happy to be meeting so many of you out there. Can't wait to see more of you out on the road soon!! xoxo Ashley

Well as a non-stop watcher of the Disney Channel I'm pissed. Ashley thinks she's Vanessa. Well she's not!

She's old, almost 23.

She only gets down to bikinis:

She's not playing in my mall!

Vanessa on the other hand: gets naked. Is 18. Nuf said.