This Brad Pitt Naked Story Makes Me Realize I'm Fucked

Brad Pitt and his Frat boys used to dance in a group called the Dancing Bares. The Dancing Bares would strip down for college girls on their birthday:

"When a girl from one of our sister sororities turned 21, the Bares would put her in a chair and come out butt-naked with pillowcases on their heads and do a choreographed dance for her."

The first thing that popped in my mind was 'daaaaaaaaamn, those chicks should be pimping out those pics!' They'd be rich! But they had no digital cameras back then. There's probably, maybe, one picture, that sucks.

Than I think about what I've done in just the past couple months. And who took the pictures. And realize I'm never ever running for office.

Source, Photo Source: PopBytes