"I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much"

Mickey Rourke plead for his life after getting pulled over on his blue Vespa with a chick on the back. HA-HA! The Palm Beach Post is there:

"They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," Montana said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block.

"The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"

Actually, according to the arrest report, Rourke also let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped. Cops say the actor had a flushed face and bloodshot and watery eyes and that his speech was slurred.

"I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report.

Rourke allegedly failed field-sobriety tests before being taken to headquarters for a breath test.

"He could not do the walk in a straight line," Montana said.

Dude I wanna go to Miami Beach. That place sounds so fun. All warm and nice -- cruisin' around on scooters.