Chelsy Davy Wants Everything In The World That You Can Possibly Imagine

Chelsy Davy is the lethal dose. It's Chelsy bitch. Gimme more, gimme gimme more. Chelsy supposedly wants to move back to Cape Town after dumping Prince William, because life is haaaaaaaaard. Paparazzi, fake friends, The Queen. How does one deal???? Here's some rumored reasons for the supposed split:

Fame Stalkers:

“In Cape Town she was part of a circle of close, loyal friends and could swan about unrecognised. But since arriving in Leeds she has been treated as a celebrity with students clamouring to be her friend simply due to who she’s dating."

Royalty:

Friends say she is terrified at the thought of being "pigeon-holed as a princess" at such a young age, and wants to "carve her own identity".

William likes the Women:

Earlier this year, Chelsy had told the prince that he was "dumped" after he was photographed cavorting with a series of scantily clad bar girls while on Army training in Canada, although the couple made up a few days later.

The prince's cause was probably not helped by the fact that he was seen out partying with a leggy brunette on Friday night. "That's Harry all over, unfortunately," a source said. "He is truly besotted with Chelsy. The trouble is that he is also incredibly immature. Going out and getting drunk is his way of letting off steam. He really does need to grow up."

Living in a tiny apartment sucks:

"She is likely to return to Zimbabwe for a little while but may well go back to Cape Town permanently after that. She has a lot of friends there and her parents already bought her a £350,000 apartment on the waterfront in case she got homesick."

Can't judge from here, but it sure looks like this girl is very, very, very needy.