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<b>Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking! <i>
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</b>Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"</i>
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<b>From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
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<b>While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
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<b>From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
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<b>From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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<b>From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing, to falling, to passing out, splat!
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<b>We can't stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she's not driving
A car and us insane!
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<b>Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
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<b>Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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<i><b>Rash Manly </i> 7GFB.COM - therashreport.com

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