Gisele: Not Gonna Get Naked And Run Down The Street

In the real world, Gisele Bundchen isn't going to run down the street naked like everyone is saying. In one of your weird friggin dreams probably. It's probably better. If Gisele was naked in public do you think it would really turn out well? Not even close. Here's what her publicist had to say on the rumor Bundchen was going to prance like a little frolicky deer in Times Square if the Super Bowl went the other way:

"She didn't say it. This is ridiculous. What's wrong with the world?"

The world is F*cked! Here's Gisele learning to windsurf.