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Steve-O Goes To Jail

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 11:16.

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Who needs a record company. Steve-O is promoting his white rap album the cheap way: breaking the law! Dude 'O's totally going to get raped in jail. Then it won't be so cheap. Here's Steve-O:

Someone Arrest Me...I’m Skipping Court

Time to be serious, I'm skipping court and I couldn't care less. Issue a warrant for my arrest, I can't think of a better way to get press, give my rapping a chance of success, and crown me the White Rap King of the West. Talk about a vacation from stress, a chance to catch up on needed rest, preferential treatment for celebrity guests. It's called K-10, short for VIP, aka protective custody, the only block with the possibility, of being alone in a cell watching your own tv, able to masturbate with some fucking privacy. Now, Universal, and all reps for me, last call to pay M.O.P., before they react very VIOLENTLY, pay them fucking INSTANTLY.


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