Alessandra Ambrosio Is Really Six Months Pregnant

Alessandra Ambrosio is around six months pregnant if I'm doing my math right. Finger counting isn't that hard so there's a good chance I am.

Where's the baby?? She's frigging skinny! Maybe she's having a midget. Are midget fetus's smaller? Probably not. But have you thought about that before? Who says this place is only for mindless blabber.

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