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Ashlee Simpson Needs Better Musical Inspiration

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 04:01.Ashlee Simpson Needs Better Musical Inspiration

Ashlee Simpson is working out with the guy who shaped Jessica Simpson's butt into the awesomeness it was when she played Daisy Duke. The guy knows ass! His names Mike Alexander, and he's making Ashlee do exercise:

"I started working out more, which really helped me tone up. Exercising makes me feel stronger and sexier. It just makes my whole day better. I have more energy to perform, my head is clearer—which helps me write my lyrics—and I sleep better. What more can you ask for?"

But don't listen to Mike for your music career! Clear heads do not help write. Uppers and downers help you write! Trust. Stairway to Heaven wasn't made after a nice jog on the tready? When you're head is clear you come out with songs that go:

Boys boys boys they gimme gimme they gimme, They follow my voice, Boys boooooys they gimme gimme they gimme

Guess who's album that's on?? 

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my chica got that album and
Beers | Mon, 05/05/2008 - 05:15

my chica got that album and i listened to it for about 10 seconds before i said something rude and she turned it off. who ever told her she was a good singer needs their head examined. takes me back to her tv show where she umm sucked. oh, and her SNL oops cant be forgotten either.

dude - its the number 4
Eddie | Mon, 05/05/2008 - 05:27

dude - its the number 4 album right now! 

 http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/charts/chart_display.jsp?g=Albums&f=The+Billboard+200

chicks love it i guess. but i wouldnt buy any of the top ten.

Not all chicks love this
Marieee (not verified) | Mon, 05/05/2008 - 05:56

Not all chicks love this kind of crap. Give me metal any day!!

haha - well you rule
Eddie | Mon, 05/05/2008 - 06:24

haha - well you rule marieee!

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