More Heidi Montag! More! More!

'Cause now you want me back... I bet you want me back! I woke up this morning dragging. But Heidi Montag's new single No More has me rocking my ass off! As soon as the guy at the beginning who says British Town or some shit came on I was like YES. More! More!

Plus I just realized why I never make it past the first date. I'm a drunk! And that's bad! At least that's what Spencer explains in YO SPENCER! to some chick who passed out and pissed the bed on a date: Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy.

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Score!

Free Iron Maiden! Free Iron Maiden! Free Iron Maiden! Free Iron Maiden!

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Impetigo... Or Putting A Cigarette Out On Your Face!

Amy Winehouse rips so hard you can't even use the word rip. There's no word for her rippage. Not only did she blame that ugly face thing on some random never heard of disease, but she got the ugly face thing from putting a cigarette out on her face. Please be my girl!

The Sun can explain:

The troubled star was with pals when she was asked three times by staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban.

As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face.

A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”

Ha! Ha! Ha! But I'm still baffed on why Amy is hiding putting a smoke out on her face?

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Anthony Kiedis Has It Right

Anthony Kiedis is speaking like god! Every girlfriend and wife and maybe someday girlfriend really should listen. You're relationship will be so much better. Chili God Speaks:

"The more time I spend in the ocean, the better off I am when I'm around (my son)."

"My goal for the year is to get better at surfing, which I think will make me a better father."

Exactly!! But it's not only better for daddies. If you're boyfriend wants to go surf -- let him! It'll pay off. Trust.

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Barry Bonds 756

San Francisco has it's king. Barry Bonds did it. 756 homers and counting.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... suck it Dodgers! Sorry just had to get that in.

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Street Scene Line Up Announced

The Street Scene 2007 line up has been announced --- and it's gonna rock your bones. Here ya go:
The Killers
Muse
Panic! At the Disco
Arctic Monkeys
Social Distortion
Slightly Stoopid
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Ozomatli
Fair To Midland
Air
Gym Class Heroes
Mute Math
Spoon

And RAD REPORT after party! See you there...

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Lily Allen: Kicked Out Of School For Giving Blow Jobs

Lily Allen is the first girl I've ever heard of who has actually been kicked out of school for giving blow jobs. She must have been reeeeaallly naughty. Not only was Lily giving BJs on campus, but she got caught so many times that the officials kicked her out of school:

"I was doing things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at such a young age, smoking cigarettes, drinking. I was doing blow-jobs... I don't want to go into it. It was not good."

I'm sure her boyfriend loves that story. Watch the video of the interview here: Lily Allen on cam.

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Greatest Living British Artist: Banksy

Banksy was voted greatest living British artist. And no -- he didn't show up to collect his award from The Queen. We actually have pictures of what Banksy looks like but out of respect we will not post them. Instead, check out our gallery of his work:

Max from THE RAD REPORT stumbled across some Banksy pieces in Hollywood. Check it out!

And check out Banksy's site for more killer art.

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Hottest Teenagers Ever The Runaways Get Movie

There's going to be a The Runaways movie! The Runaways are the '70s girl band made of Joan Jett, Lita Ford, Sandy West and Cherie Currie. This is one of the rare times when it's cool to get wasted before going to the theater. Here's Cherry Bomb. And if you girls out there want to get super sexy than pay special attention:

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The Ex-Presidents To Surf Again!

The Ex-Presidents are going to shoot and surf their way back onto the big screen in Point Break 2. The sequel to one of the greatest movies of all-time is going to kill it. Patrick Swayze will be back as Bode, since he has nothing better to do, Keanu likely won't return, says Dlisted. Just watching this trailer gets me so stoked:

Yeah!

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