Pamela Anderson Will Always Be A Baywatch Girl

Pamela Anderson can't leave the beach. It's true, so addicting. Pammie says she was offered a huge deal to live and perform in Las Vegas for years and years. Ewww, Pamela in years and years. I bet her tits will still look like they're 22 though. Here's her blog:

Can't leave the beach

I've decided against taking a HUGE offer to do a big production in Vegas -I've officially passed. Sounded like fun for a minute- very complicated with all the things hotel was offering-- but after being home- it's impossible for me to leave- and going back and forth was already difficult 2x week with Han's show for 6 months- - this would take up much more of my time- as much as kids love Vegas. I think we're done.

I'll do a few stage appearances soon/Europe- Wild surprises/legendary stages-to fulfill the exhibitionist in me-that deal is done- but committing to years in Vegas-8-10 shows a week is not going to work for my family- I've never made decisions based on money- and I'd hate to start now- I'm going to work on my dream now- and stay Home--!!!

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Kristin Cavallari Is An Actress

Kristin Cavallari is in some movie called Green Flash. It looks like a volleyball movie and it looks like it's in Manhattan Beach. Here's some shots:

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Lauren Conrad Is A Boogie Boarder

Boogie boarding is fun! If you're retarded! Nah it's fun but LC is retarded.

Lauren Conrad trys to look like she's having fun at the beach and not posing too hard.

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Wino Slaps On Bikini As Parents Freak Out Back In London

Amy Winehouse is taking her drug overdose in style -- by hitting the beach! Rehab sucks, the beach is fun. Nothing helps the soul like some sun, surf and sand. In the Caribbean no less.

But as Amy hangs in the hammock, her hubby's parents are lashing out back in London. Blake's dad is worried about his kid; The Sun reports:

“Georgette and I both believe that they are drug addicts, and they don’t believe they are. I think they believe they are recreational users of drugs, and they are in control, but it seems to Georgette and I that this isn’t the case.”

"We're concerned that if one of them dies, the other will die. They're a very close couple and if one dies through substance abuse, the other will commit suicide."

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Heidi Montag Is Hot In A Bikini But Totally Sucks At Surfing

Heidi Montag went to the beach in a Girls Gone Wild bikini and a cowboy hat. No problem here with shameless self promotion. We do it all the time. For even stupider things like getting bartenders to make us stronger drinks and scamming the dude at the surf shop for free wax. Anyways, enough! Here's what you want already:

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Britney Spears Skinny Dips, Has Cold Nipples, Is Basically A Hooker

Anything goes for Britney Spears. The classy bald singer stripper to her panties and went swimming in Malibu yesterday afternoon. Nice.

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Paris Hilton Is No Jungle Babe

Looking for Tarzan

Weird:

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CJ Parker Returns! Pam Breaks Out Her Red Bikini

CJ Parker is back in action attentively watching over the beaches of Southern California. Pamela Anderson has wacked the dust off her red bikini to film Baywatch The Movie. It's been 15 years since CJ last looked out for beachgoers. Pamela has a few more tats and a few more wrinkles, but the 40 year old is looking amazing! The Baywatch movie will likely star Brit babe Keeley Hazell.

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Marisa Miller's Nude Super Super Hot SI Photo Shoot

Twenty six year old Santa Cruz, CA native Marisa Miller has shot the hottest Sports Illustrated photos ever. The photo shoot features Marisa naked with a giant Rolling Stones logo painted on her boobs! Mick would be oh so proud. (We at THE RAD REPORT are biased because we grew up in SC with Marisa. Never met her though.) Check out the rest of the shots here:

Even more lovely shots at Hollywood Tuna.

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Kelly Slater Picks Up Cameron Diaz!!

We called this one weeks ago! (Seriously: check it out here: nuts!) Cameron Diaz has always been a beach babe -- her relationship to Dick In A Box was something that made us go HUUUUHHH! According to TMZ.com, Slater and Diaz were fooling around in Hawaii this weekend. Slater is current world champ, Diaz is a pot smoking, bikini wearing sunbather.

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