Brooke Hogan Didn't Say No To Playboy

Brooke Hogan has been asked by Playboy to pose nude in one of the upcoming issues, according to NYDN. And guess what! Brooke did not say no. I know a lot of you guys out there just lost your minds over this little bit of news, and I'm pretty certain all the gay pro wrestler fans just got a little twinkle in their eye because seeing Brooke naked is pretty much like seeing Hulk naked, except Hulk's boobs wabble to and fro.

I guess Brooke - who's whole deal is she's not a slut - didn't say no because posing for Playboy could give her nonexistent music career a boost. NYDN says since 2006 only 127,000 copies of her album have sold. I say keep Playboy Playboy! No almost-men!

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Anna Kournikova Deserves Better

Here's Anna Kournikova shooting a Maxim bikini shoot about a month or so ago. Ok, so here's the deal: could ever be mean to this girl? Doesn't she just look so frigging nice? At least I hope she is. Well some guy was actually very mean to her on the radio recently. A former tennis pro named Justin Gimelstob called her something along the lines of 'a whore', or 'a skank', on the radio. I can't find exactly what he said, but I have a feeling it was mean. Anna won't even speak about it. She just says "I really don't want to discuss the matter. I don't want to give it any more attention or meaning that it already has received."

And I say good! Screw that guy. Don't be mean to nice people. I beat a hippy up once over a similar matter.

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Sometimes Amazing Things Happen In Life

 Like Sophie Monk going to the beach! The simple things are always the greatest, don't ya think? Like does anyone really care that Sophie has three movies coming out and they are all named Spring Breakdown, Spring Break '83 and Hard Breakers? There's a trend in her career. But being typecast isn't a bad thing though. Why stress. Unless you're named Ricky Jiggler, Pud Fuzzynuts or Nurse Nekkid. Then you have issues.

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Something To Get Past Crappy Tat Of The Week

 Just see below. I know all of you boy's and girl's eyes are scared from the merman penis fountain.

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Where The Eff Is Hulk!

What the hell is this world coming to Brookie's getting burned and Hulk's no where to been seen! Actually you no he's hiding in the bushes waiting to hop out with his little bottle squirtin' everywhere. Mad jizzin' the sunscreen! You can always count on the Hulk.

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Eva... Sucks?

Yeeeeah: Eva Longoria goes yachting.

Dlisted: Cameron Diaz is a bad girl.

POTP: Who's pregnant, got a boob job, botox injections, and is getting married?

LAragmag: For this much money you can get one night with Audrina Patridge.

Seriouslyomg: Mischa Barton causes a huge shit storm.

Agentbedhead: Pull it!

Fatback: Jessica Alba's knockers.

Celebwarship: A bunch of chicks running in high heels. Kinda hot?

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Ashley Jizzdale Is a Good Way Back

Ok so we're like so far behind it's not even funny. Here's Ashley Tisdale in Maui - which I heard is awesome and really want to check out - on like July 4th. Her boyfriend came to but I cropped him out. Hey! That's the closest I can get to punching him in the neck or something. Plus I think it's mean to punch some guy for going out with his girlfriend. Unless you're drunk! Nah just listen to the reggae and be happy.

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Karolina's Garbage Bag Of Cottage Cheese

Not to be mean, but the first thing I thought when I saw these pictures of Karolina Kurkova, was 'wow, what a big fat cow. She better not start shaking 'cause that jello'll never stop!'

Well not really. But when Karolina did this show last weekend at San Paulo Fashion Week critics immediately said she looked horrible with her "back fat, love handles and cellulite." And that she's "uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."

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I <3 U Fake Britney

Poll of the day! Who's hotter, Fake Britney in a bikini or Real Britney in a bikini (see below). Fake Britney looks mildly retarded, but she lives her life as a double. That's hot shit!

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