Something To Get Past Crappy Tat Of The Week

 Just see below. I know all of you boy's and girl's eyes are scared from the merman penis fountain.

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When Good Things Happen To _____ People.

Might as well put Paris Hilton up for the first time in a few months. She looked good last night hitting the clubs.

And there's only one reason why. Push up!!

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Lauren Conrad Dresses Nice

Here's Lauren Conrad doing whatever she does in a hot little dress. If I was a dress designer, I'd probably make all of them just like that. How come she's not sporting her own shit? Conrad's a dress designer. Wear your shit!

And am I the only who's noticed she doesn't have any tan lines? Who knew boring crybaby little Lauren can be so hot!

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Of Course It's Sausage!

Here's Jessica Simpson at her birthday party. I will say that is an amazing dress and perfectly appropriate for hot beef eater. The fam threw a  party for her and I guess Tony Romo got up and sang Sweet Child 'O Mine to her, which is a really easy song to sing and likely went over perfectly. At least he picked GNR, I kinda pictured him as a Sister Christian guy. You can see it!

So yeah back to the meat in the mouth thing, earlier in the day the paps at TMZ asked her about Pam calling her a filthy dumb whore, and Jess said she didn't know what they were talking about. So they moved on and asked her what's her favorite meat. Obviously! Big juicy "sausage." Watch it here.

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Wanna See Some Booooooooooooobies??

Who doesn't like boobies? Seriously, who!  Well if you're that person you probably really don't want to see all the really amazing boobtastic Nuts Magazine pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard touching tatas right about heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

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Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard.... Naked!

Ahhhh yeah. Those wacky Brits. They should really take their shoes off before climbing onto that nice couch. Somebody is going to be pissed! So yeah for a little more Sophie Howard - Lucy Pinder girl-on-girl hot ass action be sure to check out NUTS.

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Audrina Patridge Makes The Cut

Today I realized it's not that hard to make the rad report. You just have to have good boobs, be a drug addict, or play good music. That means anyone can make it! Even if you're a boobless untalent you can still become an addict. But I'm making no promises!

Oh yeah so Audrina made it. Guess how?

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Karolina's Garbage Bag Of Cottage Cheese

Not to be mean, but the first thing I thought when I saw these pictures of Karolina Kurkova, was 'wow, what a big fat cow. She better not start shaking 'cause that jello'll never stop!'

Well not really. But when Karolina did this show last weekend at San Paulo Fashion Week critics immediately said she looked horrible with her "back fat, love handles and cellulite." And that she's "uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."

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Poll Of The Day!

Since Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad hate each other, and are laying in their bikinis together, obviously the most resonable thing to do is compare their boobies. If you had to pick two boobies so squeeze, or tickle, which two would they be. Audrina's fake ones or LC's real ones. And they have to be on the same girl!

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Keanu! Jeez Put Your Shirt On!

Yeeeah: The water's cold, Keanu Reeves girlyfriend shows us.

Collegehumor: That's my baby!

Blemish: Kate Moss's boobies and babies

POTP: Megan Fox is soon to be single.

Seriouslyomg: Will Smith stars in Cock!

Dlisted: Naomi Campbell is royally pissed.

Dailystab: Rachel Bilson decked out in a hot little thing.

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