Rad Reports on Cash Warren

Honor Alba!

Submitted by eddie on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 00:31.Honor Alba!

Jessica Alba had her baby daughter, Honor Marie Warren, yesterday. Congratulations. But I can't believe they are really going to name the baby Honor Warren. If the baby knew english it'd be screaming. Screaming! There's no way that baby doesn't want to be called Honor Alba. I mean she can explain she's Jessica's daughter. But even if the baby's butt ugly in high school, and named Alba, she'll get so much tail. For the mom! Alba will only be 43 when her daughter is 16. But she's probably not even going to be butt ugly. So it's like double awesome! Honor's hot, and you can go home and stare at her mom!


Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Are Making A Baby

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 12/12/2007 - 11:31.

Jessica Alba Pregnant

I thought she's been a little bitchy lately. Jessica Alba is pregnant! Her 'boyfriend' Cash Warren, the guy she dumped last summer to focus on her career, just really got in the way of her career. Hey, men can trap women to. Who wouldn't trap Alba? He probably says 'the condom broke' more than hi.

People Magazine has the details:

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Here's Alba and Cash doing couple things on the weekend: shopping for a bed and going to the Laker's game.

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Cash Warren: I Didn't Sack Vera Mishina (Translate: I'm A Busted Idiot!)

Submitted by eddie on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 14:39.

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Tard and Alba

Cash Warren is threatening legal action after the National Enquirer published a story that he cheated on Jessica Alba with a 20-year-old model. Supposedly, Cash met the Russian girl, Vera Mishina, a couple weeks ago -- as Jessica and himself were trying to reconcile their relationship. The model tells the story:

"On the night he picked me up and got me into his bed, he was acting like the world's biggest single man. But I found out that only hours after being with me, he was on a plane back to L.A., where he was then photographed having dinner with her and acting affectionate."

Jessica Alba was photographed KISSING and HUGGING Cash HERE.

Vera is pissed (and richer thx to the Enquirer):

"If he had told me they had gotten back together there's no way I would have allowed him to sleep with me. I now feel like all he wanted was a one-night stand. I feel used. Cash wasn't very honest to lead me along like he did. Jessica may want to rethink taking him back. He cheated on her the minute he was away from her."

Warren has since hired a lawyer and is denying he did it.

He better by a huge ring and some serious flowers as well.


Jessica Alba Totally Took Him Back

Submitted by eddie on Fri, 08/31/2007 - 12:59.

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren sure don't look single anymore. Friends with benefits don't snuggle at lunch! The couple has been spotted a half dozen times the last few days, hanging and relaxing. Go to work! Jeeez.

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Lovebirds Spotted: Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Give It A Shot

Submitted by eddie on Thu, 08/23/2007 - 14:01.

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Butts!

Jessica Alba has been spotted with dumped boyfriend Cash Warren a half dozen times the last few days in Los Angeles. The love birds may be attempting to mend some fences, after busy-body Alba called Cash and told him she wants to focus on her career, i.e. beat it dude.

Update: Now they've been caught making out and cuddling!


Alba Dumped Boyfriend Over Marriage

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 07/31/2007 - 11:38.

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Jessica Alba dumped her boyfriend of three and half years because he wasn't thinking long term. Jess dumped producer Cash Warren when he refused to propose. The New York Daily News is there:

"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's as simple as that."

The final straw came when Jessica attended close friend Eva Longoria's romantic wedding in Paris earlier this month.

"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."

But still:

Some pals of say they are confident the two will iron out their differences and get back together.

Guys just don't know when it's time to stop screwin' off and when it's time to get serious. Because it's huge for us!