Keeley Hazell can sing!! She just sings crap. Crapola! Keeley's giving a shot at a career as a pop star. Her new single, Voyeur, is out. It goes something like this:

tell me the truth
if it feels good I can dance for you

I dont care
you can stare
a voyeur a voyeur

you eyes are good to me
am i your fantasy

It's as amazing in song as it it reading it. Really the most interesting thing about the song is the video. It's Keeley in her underwear dancing around. Not even! Yep, that's the truth. If you wish see to see this amazing video, please CLICK HERE.

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Britain's Keeley Hazell is the second most important European to ever cross the Atlantic. (The first was Columbus of course.) Not only has lovely Keeley came to America: she's in Hollywood!! No she didn't come here to shoot her upcoming Baywatch movie, (Or another sex tape, ha!). The Page 3 beauty came to California to shoot her first ever American photo shoot. And yes, before you ask, the girl with the famous boobs shot it topless. Check it out:

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The worlds most famous wax museum -- Madame Tussauds -- is considering it's first topless statue in Page 3 beauty Keeley Hazell. Keeley, who sports size 32E boobies, has become a national symbol of loveliness in England, says Madame's boardmembers:

“Keeley was discussed at our last think-tank. It was argued she should be included because Page 3 is a national institution and she is the most famous Page 3 girl at the moment."

Those Londoners better hurry, cause Keeley will soon be living in Hollywood shooting the upcoming Baywatch movie.

Here's some of Keeley's other film work: her sex tape masterpiece. Ha!

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Brit superstars David Beckham and Keeley Hazell are battling for American hearts and minds since their recent announcements to come to California. So far things don't look good for Becks: According to News of the World, Americans care more about the Page 3 beauty Keeley Hazell than the soccer star in terms of Yahoo search results. Despite David's $250 million deal to move to Los Angeles, lovely Keeley is generating bigger buzz on the web.

Not even big Becks bucks can trump Miss Keeley's recently released sex tape. David better start working to convince Posh to start filming. The Brit battle will soon be moving to the silver screen. British babe Keeley will soon be shooting the upcoming Baywatch movie on LA's beaches, and the Beckhams are considering a reality TV show.

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British Babe Keeley Hazell is moving from the internet screen to the big screen for the upcoming "Baywatch The Movie." Yes, that's right, there's a Baywatch The Movie! The Sun is reporting Keeley is in talks to with Hollywood producers to star in the upcoming film. Keeley says she's so excited to come to California and dawn the red swimsuit:

"The first I knew about the Baywatch film was when someone said my name was mentioned on a Hollywood database as a potential candidate to take part. Next I was invited to meet the producers. Everything seemed positive and they have asked to meet me again later this month."

Pamela Anderson is pushing 40, and it's not clear whether she will appear in the movie. Hazell though says the blond bombshell has always been an idol:

"I’ve always loved her and followed her career quite closely. I like her look and admire the way she has worked hard to get where she is."

Well we don't know exactly how "hard" Pammy worked to gland her Playboy gigs and her Baywatch gig, we do know that Keeley is following in her footsteps. The Page 3 girl rose to fame being a topless model. Rumors are circulating that she'll be in Playboy, and her sex tape is makig the rounds. Way to make Pamela proud girlfriend!

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Keeley Hazell says Hugh Hefner and Playboy has been hounding the British beauty for years, but modesty has always gotten the best of the Page 3 girl. Yesterday she explained her thoughts to The Sun:

"I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left. In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”

But now that her sex tape is out will the darling take the money and shoot the shot?!?! Only Hef and Keeley know the answer.

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Keeley Hazel is absolutely furious at the unemployed ex-lover who released her sex tape. The Page 3 model says the tape is something that happened while on vacation:

“We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened.

According to The Sun, Hazel says she learned of the tape while lying in bed yesterday morning:

“I was in bed on Sunday morning when Page 3 girl Nicola T rang. She informed me stills from a personal video I had made with an ex-boyfriend were in a downmarket newspaper. I got straight up and went out and bought it. I just burst into tears when I saw the images staring back at me."

Keeley says the 20-year old man in the video is a short-term love she had a few years back. And she's pissed at him now:

“We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him. Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don't know who I can trust."

Lovely Keeley is discussing her future actions with her lawyers. Keeley just wants the video removed from all internet sites, but if other stars are a guide, that is hardly going to happen.

The British model, who rose to fame by going topless, says the reason she never did Playboy was because she didn't want to expose everything:

"I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn't want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left. In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with."

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Keeley Hazell is seriously pissed off at whoever leaked her sex video. Keeley has called the police and an investigation is underway, according to The Sun. Keeley has already issued a statement:

"This was a private video that was taken a long time ago. I never meant for it to be seen in public. It’s a disgraceful invasion of my privacy.”

Keeley says the video was made years ago. Oops.

UPDATE: Keeley gives interview, "lost all dignity."

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England's most famous tabloid girl Keeley Hazell is now the most famous online video star. A sex tape Keeley shot before she became famous is now getting more viewers than Apocalypto.

For those of you who don't know, Page 3 is The Sun's topless girl of the day. (!?!??!.) Yes that's right, newspapers in England have a topless girl of the day. They also have gambling sections and an entire page dedicated to reality shows like Big Brother!

Keeley Hazell is probably the most famous Page 3 girl ever. Probably because she was 18 when she first appeared and her boobs are like the size of cantaloupes. Anyways, here she is giving a blowjob, hahaha: Keeley Hazell sex tape.

UPDATE: New Keeley Hazell video link here.

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