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And Now The Shirt Of The Day

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 10:02.And Now The Shirt Of The Day

Hehehehe.

I'm not sure if Paris as Starchild or Nicole as The Catman is funnier. But I love 'em both. I think Nicole as the cat. It's too funny.

Shirt by Two in the Shirt. 

Buy it here.

Thanks: Beers


The Rules Of Cavalli

Submitted by eddie on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 03:32.The Rules Of Cavalli

When a man with gold turtle shaped ash trays on his 130 ft yacht that sells wine packaged in leopard print boxes speaks, I'll listen. And I'll take the ash tray over the wine anyday.

Anyways Roberto Cavalli likes to speak. Madonna's a bitch and most women dress like skanks. Posh is amazing and Kate Moss should stop making clothes. And he hates drugs but as long as she keeps taking good pictures he doesn't care what she does.

So yeah, I pretty much agree. Here's Cavalli:

On all the hos: "There is a real vulgarity in the way women dress at the moment. They show off too much and try too hard. They don't understand where the line is between sexy and vulgar. I know where that line is."

On people:  "I love women in all their different incarnations. My friends are practically all women. They are much more intelligent than men. I am not gay. I detest men - dressed or naked - but women…"

Cavalli's rules: "Women shouldn't dress in black, and I can't bear all these women swearing: a woman's mouth should always be clean."

On bling: "Anyone is capable of doing minimalism. I won't, because it's horrible."

On bad style: "It happens a lot with women of a certain nationality - I'm sure you can imagine which - and you just want to say 'Give it back!'? The English - oh my God. I shouldn't say this because I live part of the time in London, but they are on a par with the Swiss stylistically."

On celebrity clothing lines: "Do I suddenly get up in the morning and say that I am going to start a singing career, with the horrible voice that I have? That's what these girls do when they show the world how horrible their fashion ranges are. Money is the most corrosive aspect of life today because it means that all attention to detail is forgotten. Kate Moss's collection was badly made, stupid and bland; you see things like that everywhere. You can't just buy things for the label - it's ridiculous."

Madonna's a bitch: "She is not nice with anyone: she doesn't know how to be nice."

Posh is wonderful: "Sadly, now that she's in LA, it's difficult to see one another. We talk all the time on the phone, though. She is such a fantastic woman."


If Hilter Were A Hippy How Happy Would He Be

Submitted by eddie on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 01:48.If Hilter Were A Hippy How Happy Would He Be

Probably not very, because hippies aren't usually happy. Unless they're fake hippies. If you can afford to be a hippy you're probably really happy. Real hippies are mad dirty beasts trying to steal change. At least around here.

Anyways, if Hilter were a hippy he'd probably be one of the pissed ones. Stealing change and smokin' crappy weed with a longer mustache. It doesn't really matter anyways because the title of the art show Kate Moss attended last night is 'If Hitler Were A Hippy How Happy Would We Be,' which of course is a completely different thing entirely. The answer is very. 'Cause even pissed hippies wouldn't kill a daisy. Check out the art HERE.

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Posh Spice For Wacked Out

Submitted by eddie on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 15:53.Posh Spice For Wacked Out

Posh can do no wrong in my eyes. She looks like a prom date from heaven in brand new Marc Jacobs ads. When I have dreams, they look like this.

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Laird Wear!

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 17:52.Laird Wear!

So we got to Oahu today, surfed firing Diamondhead, got some drinks where my buddy waits tables, and then cruised around for a bit. 

I didn't think I'd get around to Rad Report today but then I saw Laird Hamilton on the front of the paper. You can dress like Laird! He just released his own clothing line, Wonderwall, sold exclusively at some place called Steve & Berry's. And not only can you dress like Laird, but you can do it for cheap! The Laird line is over 30 t-shirts, board shorts, cargo shorts, sunglasses, hats, belts, sunglasses, necklaces, tons of crap. And it's all less then $9.98! I thought only rappers buy expensive looking cheap shit!


Bad Habits Are Hard To Kick

Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 01:51.Bad Habits Are Hard To Kick

Kimberly Stewart's strap on's are back! Fuck to the yes!!

Kim loves her shoes that not even daddy Rod would wear. Who's the rock star in the family?

Coachella's over, now burn 'em! 

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Australian Fashion Week Is Doomed

Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 00:12.Australian Fashion Week Is Doomed

Austalian Fashion Week needs help, stat! The headlines scream it: "Hollywood's hottest Mischa Barton to repair Fashion Week"

It all began when organizers pushed 14-year-old Polish model Monika Jagaciak to be the face of fashion week. People didn't like that very much. Don't make a 14-year-old sexy, the folks explained. Vogue Australia editor Kirsty Clements said they will not include Monika in any coverage of the event, and she included this disturbing little note:

“I mean there's the obvious sexualisation of very young girls ... but also the reason that they are using them so young because they haven't actually developed women's bodies yet. They want them so thin they have to get them pre-pubescent.”

So organizers looked for a new star. The Kardashian hookers are coming, but someone else.

Who?? Mischa!! At least Mischa seems stoked: "Australian fashion is very young and funky and cool."

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Dazed And Confused

Submitted by eddie on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 02:11.Dazed And Confused

Kimberly Stewart is wearing some stunning shoes. They're furry, and not, at the same time! And they're awesome for walking into the wind on sunny days. Of course Rod's kid is wearing them. She's amazing! It takes amazing to wear them out of the house sober. In the house it rocks. They're hot as hell because you can wear those, and a matching furry bra. Get some sunglasses and a three martini breakfast, go chill by the pool, you feel like heaven's knocking on your door. Damn lets go!

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Not Cool Anymore

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/15/2008 - 05:51.Not Cool Anymore

Crocs are out!!

The holey wonders are not selling. CROX stock has fallen from $75 to $10 in five months. Today was a beating.

Take that lovers!! But we have a feeling girls, and guys who flip their collars up, will love them for a long time. That's cool with us. We like to laugh at guys with flipped up collars!! But we're mean like that.

Will you still wear your CROCS??


I Think She's A Huge Motley Crue Fan

Submitted by eddie on Mon, 04/14/2008 - 04:05.I Think She's A Huge Motley Crue Fan

WTF! She did it again! Amber Heard came to another movie premiere dressed as Nikki Sixx.

Her stylist is the shit!!

Amber showed up at the 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' party in Nikki's Theatre of Pain jacket and make up.

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