All Lit Up Again

What's with all the cocaine labeled energy drinks???

Yes, Blow Energy Drink Mix, is real. You can cut it up with a credit card.

It comes in the Recreational Users Pack, Stash Box and Fienders Hook-Up. I'm an energy friend addict.

But does this appeal to you?

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Bobby Brown Don't Smoke No Crack!

Bobby Brown just wanted love and babies! Instead he got some crack and weed. Those joints!

Bobby says before he met Whitney Houston he was fairly clean, and she got him on the crack. If Whitney's doing it, we can all do it! The relationship failed because she just wanted to get lit and he just wanted love and babies. Plus he kept sleeping with other girls:

"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."

I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children."

Everyone wants love and babies! Except that crack whore! Well their was also some other *issues* leading to the divorce: "I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I'm only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes."

Poor little fishy Bobby! Bite that hook! Those worms look so tasty!

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A Photographer With A Cocaine Addiction? No Way!

I'm going with Ken Burns because I've always had a feeling. How else do you get that stoked on the Civil War? Coked out mystery man:

WHICH photographer/artist legendary for his love of the good life has been missing for months in Europe while supposedly working on a movie? In fact, he's been in rehab in France kicking a decades-long cocaine habit.

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Sorry Melanie, Cocaine And Booze Binges Aren't Only Because Of The Genes

Melanie Griffith says she was destined to sink shots of vodka and do lines of cocaine as a teenager because it was in her genes. (She means that in a bad way BTW. Yeah I know.) Melanie explains:

"It's not something that you choose, it's genetic and it's really strong. You just can't get enough. Your own will cannot stop it."

Yeah and the fact you were married to DON JOHNSON. That guy did enough blow in the '80s to cover Santa's little village!

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Lauren Conrad Doesn't Care About Children

If it wasn't for Hollywood there would be waaaay more starving babies in Columbia. The kids down there should start writing US Christmas cards. But Lauren Conrad says she wants nothing to do with helping starving children earn a living:

"I love it here (in Los Angeles), but almost everybody does cocaine. I've never even seen cocaine. I can't even use nasal spray."

Don't you have a heart LC, don't you? Help a Columbian for only $80 bucks a gram.

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Bitch Stole His Coke!

Lindsay Lohan stole Steve-O's coke!

Steve-O told Howard Stern that one time Lindsay robbed him of a little baggie of the white stuff. Lindsay used the oldest junkie trick in the book:

She forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

Don't let Blowhan near your shit! Tricky thievering beeeaach.

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"I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy (Winehouse)"

Squaking Bird

Courtney Love on Amy Winehouse:

“Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known."

And overheard:

"I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss. But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

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Paris Hilton's Boobs And Cocaine Man Are Back

Paris Hilton's little sex tape site ParisExposed.com has returned from the dead. While this site is basically a bunch of stupid stuff and a rip-off for the dude who spent all the money, the return of the guy who's covered in cocaine makes us laugh. Ok, ok, enough.

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Calum Best Caught Snorking Coke And Doing Two Hookers!

Calum Best has been captured on camera in he midst of a three-hour drug fueled orgy with $2,000/hour hookers. Best -- the ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan, Jade Jagger, Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart -- picked up one of the girls at his favorite club and she brought her Brazilian friend along for the ride. And what a ride it was. The Sun is there:

Lust-crazed Calum secretly captured on film romping with TWO hookers at a hotel...

Sex toys and a cat-o-nine-tails whip were used as he:

SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.

LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker's body and let both women pleasure him at once before romping with each in turn.
SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line" as drugs were laid out.

(Calum) dropped his pants as the girls, who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table, simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both.

I was going to say something bad about this, but I couldn't really think of anything. This is the stuff you dream about when at 15.

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Lindsay Lohan Busted With Cocaine

And she's all lit up again! Cocaine was found in Lindsay Lohan's car following her crash on Sunset Blvd. Is anybody else wondering why she drives her own car everywhere?

This is where her car ended up:

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UPDATE: Here's video of the scene.

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