David Blaine Sucks.

David Blaine hyped himself up forever saying he's going to beat the world record of hanging upside down for 60 hours, even though it may cause blindness among other medical complications. Well, since he started hanging upside down, he keeps getting caught climbing down and standing around, and going pee somewhere, and whatever else he's doing. His 'rep' is giving excuses about not wanting to die or something stupid like that.

Cheater!!

Here's Dave's rep:

"About once an hour he has to come down for a medical check, to stretch, and to relieve himself, because even David Blaine can't do that upside down. He has said all along that there will be times when he must get his head above his heart. The doctors told him if he doesn't do that, he will die."

And not only that he has a little cheater head harness thing. You suck Blaine!

Check out this video of some little kid mocking him and calling him a liar. Ha! Ha! Ha!

(photo credit: gawker)

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