Don't Call This Guy A Douchebag

Even if he is one! Personally, I think he is and I'll call him a douchebag. Actually I'd laugh at him for a little and then call him a douchebag. Sorry. Anyways, according to The Smoking Gun, flipped up colla guy is suing the author of a book called 'Hot Chicks With Douchebags' because his picture is in it. The author wrote that 27-year-old club promoter Michael Minelli's "popped-collar, spikey-haired presence was so far beyond regular douche, so far beyond uberdouche, he could spontaneously create a new element on the periodic tables--Douche Nine."

Ha! Ha! Haaaaaa!

So I guess, now Michael wants money because since the book has been published he's been subjected to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and that "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" have been labeling him a "douchebag."

Wait, people didn't do that before???? Oh yeah, Michael was door guy at the Hard Rock 'Rehab' party. Make sense?