People Actually Care About This Sh!t

Ok, so there's all this free stuff being given out to people who go vote. Most of it is just crap. Ice cream, coffee, ribs - ya know. This little list I made are items from the most searched thing on the internet right now. Free stuff of voting is scattered all over the place, I guess depending on their desirability. All I have to say is 'WTF!'

Ben and Jerry's ice cream seems to be the most wanted free thing out there right now. Krispy Cream Donuts, in all their filth, are number two. Then we have some random free thing searches before Shane's Rib Shack. If I'm searching for free shit on the internet I'm typing in Shane's Rib Shack, because those things are delicious. I've never actually been to or heard of Shane's, but ya know, fuck the donuts. then you have more Starbucks, 'free stuff on election day' and California Tortilla. I live in California and have ever seen a 'California Tortilla,' nor will I waste my time trying to get something for free thats costs a dollar. 

And then there's more Starbucks. Twice! Starbucks totally got fucked on this list. If you added up all the Starbucks of course they would be at the top. Cuz it's coffee and that's lovely. Next election they better give out some good stuff like cigarettes.

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