Bitch Still Thinks She'll Be Picked!

Heather from Rock of Love has been interviewed by the VH1 Blog about coming back on the show this season. She's dying for a little Bret!

Heather says Bret started making out with her on the bed while the rest of the girls were outisde in bikinis puking into buckets:

They didn’t show everything. They didn’t show when I was in the bedroom with him, telling him about the girls. He was like, “You look really good,” and he starts making out with me. We’re rolling around on the bed while the girls are outside in the yard. 

I think I'd puke in her mouth if Heather started making out with me. And then go wait in line at emergy care for some antibacterial shit. Stat!

So Heather also has some advice on who Bret should pick if not her:

I really like Destiney, Ambre and Jessica. Some of the other girls don’t seem like they have any self-respect. They’re so desperate. They’re such followers and wannabes. They’ll do anything to get out of the situation they’re in. They just want a way out. They’re fake, desperate, easy gold-diggers and that’s not going to win Bret’s heart. He hates all of that.

Bret’s seen the best bodies, the best tits, the best ass. All of that. If you don’t have a brain, a heart and a soul, forget it

• Login or register to post comments