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Britney Spears Is Getting Help!

Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 02:16.Britney Spears Is Getting Help!

Here's Britney Spears yesterday mocking the Julia Roberts cover of Vanity Fair. Where the f*ck did she get that rose?? Having a rose and Vanity Fair at the same time is either really elegant, or just straight dirty. Because you know she plucked it out of the table vase of the mexican restaurant shes eating at. And you know the mag came from the toilet! Eww just gross.

Anyways Brit has been offered help from none other then Johnny Rotten. Johnny's got a problem and it's Brit! Rotten says he wants to help Britney write a song:

"She has been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music. I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help."

Punk rock Brit!

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Comments...

brit needs to realign her
Marieee (not verified) | Wed, 05/28/2008 - 05:43

brit needs to realign her nipples

Marieeeeeee! I missed you
Eddie | Wed, 05/28/2008 - 05:53

Marieeeeeee! I missed you last week :)

I was having withdrawels.
Marieee (not verified) | Wed, 05/28/2008 - 06:56

I was having withdrawels. Glad you are back!. you and your girlfriend are cute as hell

ah thanks marieeee youre so
Eddie | Wed, 05/28/2008 - 07:18

ah thanks marieeee youre so sweet

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