Eat My Poop!!

I'd want a chocolate rack way before a chocotate ass, but that's just my preference. Boobs are pretty nice. And actually instead of chocolate I'd go for prime rib. Mmmmmm!! Anyways Hef's girl Kendra explains how the playmates went off for his 82nd birthday party. Before the gang bang, they did something really special for the geez:

"We gave him chocolate body parts. We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all."

"I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."

And you know she named her Chocolate Starfish ass after the Limp Bizkit album and not theaussie band, right. Bizkit forever!