Kristin Cavallari Fights For Her Virginity!

Submitted by eddie on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 03:35.Kristin Cavallari Fights For Her Virginity!

Their are no senior virgins. It's true! There are more Dodo birds on Earth, but anyways that's how Kristin Cavallari will roll in her next movie: a high school senior virgin. But she wants to end that trend with the football team kicker. Wow. Until she finds out he's a dick:

The plot revolves around a high school senior who has decided to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, who serves as the kicker on the high school football team. However, she changes her mind when she finds out her man only wants to deflower her so he can get some props in the team's "Bang Book." Upon discovering his intention, she sets about plotting her revenge.

The sad thing is there are actually losers out there with bang books or whatever. Who cares that much? So what? I say, if you can remember the name long enough to write it in a book, you suck.


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wow, people do that kind of
Beers | Tue, 04/22/2008 - 05:54

wow, people do that kind of thing? creepy that some guys see girls as just another number/notch. i have more important things to do like get a tube ride. thats the kind of book i need.

haha.. me to. i actually
eddie | Tue, 04/22/2008 - 05:59

haha.. me to. i actually have a bang book but i ran out of paper. i started having to staple all kinds of shit to it. pretty soon it turned into a bang mess.

haha your a walking STD arnt
Beers | Tue, 04/22/2008 - 07:54

haha your a walking STD arnt you? you should invest in a Polaroid camera and a sharpie. that way you can be even more creepy and take pics of the girls while they are a sleep then sneek in to their pocket book to find out their name and write it on the picture. just a idea. and you know what a picture is worth.

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