Enough With The Lauren Conrad Sex Tape

When sex tapes never die! The Lauren Conrad sex tape refuses to go away, they usually don't, because people won't stop talking about it. And by 'people' I mean Heidi And Spencer. They won't stop 'till it's out. Shoosh! Here they are blabbing with Tyra Banks:

Spencer: "I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!"

"I would never watch that! I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test."

Heidi: "(It's) not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources... her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it."

What a great ex-boyfriend! But if you could get say $1,000,000 for a sex tape would you sell it? $500,000? $100,000?