YO Spencer

Spencer Pratt, who's girlfriend is on the cover of the latest US Weekly next to the headline I've been Betrayed by Spencer, is now an advice columnist for Radar. Radar speaks:

Radar has tapped the person who best embodies the spirit of the age as our new advice columnist.
After the massive popular acclaim for our November Q&A with the reality legend, it quickly became obvious that Pratt had a future in the advice business ... so we're bringing him back.

What's the reality legend going to say? Columns are dead. Keep it simple:

1. You can spit on your girlfriends cat, get her car towed, ruin her dress, hate her family and never pay for dinner and if the sex is amazing it will work it self out. So put some effort into it!
2. Don't sleep with skanks or at least wear a condom.
3. If you are a skank or sleep with skanks just make an appointment at the free clinic 'cause there's usually like a four week wait. Then you'll be first in line when you need it!