How To Pick Up Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller is likely engaged to Rhys Ifans but yesterday she had lunch with her ex-boyfriend Matt Rhys.

What the fuck! How many Rhys are there!

When the paparazzi saw Sienna she freaked. She started frantically walking down the sidewalk making crazy faces and then hopped in some random car with a guy was screaming out the window "we aren't murderers or anything, you'll be safe," and then he pretty much grabbed her ass.

I need to try that pick up line! Come on sweetcheeks, I won't murder you! Hotass!