Cheryl Cole Is A Lesbian Heartthrob

Cheryl Cole pulls chicks! Cheryl has overwhelmingly been voted the hottest WAG by a gaggle of online lesbians. About 43% of lesbians surveyed say Cheryl is hotter then Victoria Beckham, Abbey Clancy and a few other Wives and Girlfriends of England's national footy team. I'm not going to argue with lesbians about girls. They know what they want. Boys just get blinded by boobs.

Girls have no chance with Cheryl though. Well I shouldn't say 'no,' there's always a chance. But she's making things up with cheating husband Ashley, according to his mom: “Ash and Cheryl are together, both living at home and are trying their best to get their marriage back on track. I visited them both on Friday and they both seem fine. I love Cheryl like a daughter, but I'm not going to stand here and slate my son. I love them both very much and I am glad they are working it out.”

I say do some chicks first!