There Goes The Tea And Beer For Breakfast

The Celebrity Rehab 2 cast has just been announced and it's pretty much the best ever. As cool as watching people get sober can be. It's best ever because it's the only season that will star Steven Adler. Well I shouldn't say that, because Jeff Conaway is back for another season. So Conaway just got to stay drunk for a few more months no cost. What a bastard!  Anyways so yeah Steven, the guy who rocks so hard Guns N' Roses kicked him out, is going to be going for sober. That's cool. It sucks to be kicked out of the band you founded right before they blow up so I'm happy for him. But I'm also sad because Adler drunk is so damn funny! YouTube him. Just do it! HERE. I love Adler and the rest of the cast rips pretty hard also:

Tawny Kitaen (Whitesnake hottie, man beater, and cocaine addict), Gary Busey (shroom and cocaine addict. Once spilled coke all over his dog and ended up sniffing his fur for an hour), Amber Smith (calls herself a model but really just a soft-core porn star), Sean Stewart, Rodney King (got beat down), Nikki McKibbin (another American Idol ho).

I'm saying Tawny, Adler and Sean Stewart aren't getting sober. Gary to. Actually, they're all staying drunks!