$100 A Day!

I had no idea you can make $100 a day just for being a skank. Having a vagina comes with all kinds of perks!

Bret Michaels is currently looking for some entrepreneurial loveless young ladies to tour the world midwest with him on a bus. All you have to do is send in the following info, immediately:

* Name
* Age
* Phone number
* MySpace link
* A short bio
* And attach a recent photo of yourself
Send to: LArock@realtalentcasting.com 

The Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is supposed to take the girls "out of the mansion and on the road in true rock star style."

All $100/day prostitutes must make sure they can deal with the difficulties of being on the road. No it's not just peeing on a moving bus. That's fun. It's stuff like "greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies."

Sounds easy enough.

(source: blabbermouth)