Finally An Advice Column You Can Use

Listen to Lucy Pinder, and don't be a slapper! I think a slapper is a manwhore in England. And in the new Nuts, Lucy says don't be one if you want to pick up decent chicks. The brilliant advice goes out to a a young man who says "A couple of years ago I was a bit of a ladies' man and pulled all the gorgeous girls. Now I can't seem to pull at all. I haven't changed. What could it be?

With that Lucy replied "It might be because everyone thinks you're a slapper! If you do like someone, you'll have to prove you've changed your spots."

Or hide it better, like a respectable whore! I don't think this guy wants relationship advice. He wants to figure out how to score, quick. I say stop being such a wanker who writes advice columns to improve his one night stand skills. Dip. Shit!