Gimme A Break

Yeah f'n right! Some people find amazing love. Passion that lasts forever. They write books about that shit. Bret Michaels is out there claiming he's still dreaming of Ambre Lake, the winner of the last Rock of Love, even though they have totally different lives and never see each other. Bret, who dumped Ambre because of 'conflicting work schedules', says his even though he's going on tour with a bunch more washed up rocker groupies, his heart remains with her:

"I'm not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She's really got it. I think she's great."

Blah! Not over her -- yet. One of these days. Like tomorrow, but not yet.