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What Kind Of Scientists Are These?!?!?!

Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 21:30.What Kind Of Scientists Are These?!?!?!

A bunch of scientists from the Boston University School of Public Health figured out people who drink at least 14 drinks a week have brains 1% smaller then non-drinkers. (They also have like a 20% chance of greater fun, but that's just kind of a bonus.) Supposedly,  these researchers found that grey matter in the brain disappears over time if you keep up the boozing. Decreased grey matter is linked to memory loss, dementia and alzheimers, among other annoying little problems.

So if you have seven drinks on Friday and seven drinks of Saturday, or two drinks every day, you're fucked. But if you were to believe these guys that would mean no smart people will ever come from Ireland. Just a thought.


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Well at least now I have a
Marieee (not verified) | Thu, 10/16/2008 - 03:51

Well at least now I have a scientific excuse to act like a retard

man, thats not students from
Beers | Thu, 10/16/2008 - 10:04

man, thats not students from Boston University School of Public Health, thats you dude. hahaha i still got my 1%

Wait a second..thats Eddie?
Marieee (not verified) | Thu, 10/16/2008 - 21:03

Wait a second..thats Eddie? Shit I am still using this as an excuse dammit

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