There's Nothing Wrong With Hope

Steven Adler, the Celebrity Rehab contestant and guy who drummed for 'Guns n Roses' back in 1987, really doesn't want to go to jail. I wouldn't either. But he kinda needs to think up a better excuse. See, back in the late '80s, GNR kicked him out of the band because he was on so many drugs. Sooo it's been about 20 years since Adler's actually played drums with those guys. Now Steve's trying to escape new heroin possession charges. And what's his excuse: 

"When he gets sober they'll accept him into the band and then they'll do a comeback album and a world tour - that's the dream of Steven Adler." 

Yeah right. But there's nothing wrong with dreams!