No That's Not A Wooley Bully

That's Pixie Geldof in there. She's at the 2008 British Fashion Awards with a bunch of her friends like Jade Jagger and Pussy Glamore model Alice Dellal. Christian Slater came to! Christian showed up with his girlfriend. Her name is Tamera Mellon and she co-founded Jimmy Choo Company, is worth about $200 million, and used to do it with Kid Rock. I swear! It's on the internet. But everyone used to do it with Kid Rock so that's not really anything special. What is special is the British Fashion Awards. Everyone in London always looks like they just don't give a shit. It's foggy, the River Thames has been polluted for 1,000 years and they're always drunk.

I wanna go to London!