This is how Perry Farrell ended the first night of the Jane's Addiction reunion tour

Perry Ferrell left the first show of the first night on tour with his reunited band in an ambulence after tearing his calf muscle mid-set. And I know you're wondering: that's his wife. According to Spin.com, doctors have recommended Ferrell to stay off his leg for at least four days, but he is currently planning on performing when the tour's next stop kicks off on Tuesday (May 12).

Also, according to areview of that first show, Ferrell is lucky he left the ambulence with only a torn calf, and by himself. Reports put Perry and Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro nearly at blows with each other during the show:

"The animosity is especially evident between singer Perry Farrell and guitarist Dave Navarro, who did everything to show each other up. Perry posed stage left; Dave did likewise. Farrell mounted a monitor; there went Navarro. That the two didn't come to blows is a miracle of modern rock -- or perhaps testament to that calming bottle of Merlot Farrell was swiggin' throughout the set."

The best thing about getting in a fight with Dave Navarro is he never wears a shirt and has nipple rings. Yoink!