Paris Hilton Porno

That Paris Hilton piece of art of there is made entirely out of scraps of porno. Look really closely at her thumb - it's a tiny penis. The artist, Jonathan Yeo, says the White House drove him to make porn art: 

"He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the portrait, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines."

That's exactly the reaction you'd expect. And the Paris porn is actually for sale. Not the original, but posters for $20. And the artist is donating all the proceeds to Paris Hilton because she didn't make any money off her sex tape with Rick Solomen. Screw her keep it!